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The Existential Pong
Pong, but the ball is having a breakdown. Move your paddle. Survive the rally. Walk away with a printable therapy intake form.
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Move your mouse. The ball is fragile.
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Ball personality
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Play Pong
Move your paddle. The AI is also depressed. Don't expect much from it.
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The ball asks you things
Every paddle hit, a tiny existential question appears on the ball's surface. They get worse.
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Get the intake form
At rally 25, the ball gives up. You receive a clinical therapy intake form documenting its spiral.